so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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