he shaved USA in his pubs
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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