youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
do nipples grow back?
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