BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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