everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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