So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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