I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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