It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Randomize
