Three words: puerto rican gang bang
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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