weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
it was like having sex with a tree stump
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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