just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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