do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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