Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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