he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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