Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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