Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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