He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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