her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Randomize
