Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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