I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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