i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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