I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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