How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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