I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
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