were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
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