you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
operation harelip BJ is a go
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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