really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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