I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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