Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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