trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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