Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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