I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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