and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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