Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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