That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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