I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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