if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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