Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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