I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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