I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
drinking out of a sandbucket again
cat food counts as protein by the way
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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