Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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