He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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