We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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