I just cut my nipple shaving
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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