just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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