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He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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