I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Dear god my vagina.
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