apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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