dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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