we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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