Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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