It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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