Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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